Swords-man

When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.

oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.

by Oh man oh boy oh girl nice tit November 15, 2017

Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt May 8, 2018

cat sword

A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with

Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it

by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee May 10, 2018

sword art online 2

sword art offline with new charecters...

¨have you seen sword art online 2?it´s Amazing¨ then everybody died THE END

by FirewallCZ March 13, 2017

blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.

:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.

by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018

sword fight

1)When two men use their penises(swords) too fight with each other until one of them decide to release their full might (their enemy will not be able to "cum" out of that one.)

2)When two men are together and they decided to have a fight with each other by urinating in a straight line and then making them as in their unrine(not sure how to spell) collude with one another. A new source of entrainment to whole new level

Wanna join in with me and Jeff's(meme) sword fight?

by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017