Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016

swamp force

v.

1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon

2. a woman that got shrek dick

not hulk

but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor

1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.

2. i got dicked down via swamp force

by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020

swamp swallow

The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .

" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "

by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022

swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010

Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.

1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"

by Slokums June 3, 2010

Swamp Bowl

A Swamp Bowl is made when ground up Cannabis is mixed with Cannabis Resin. It makes the Cannabis smoke longer. This is because the Dry Cannabis gets wet from the Resin. But, It makes a thick smoke. You will cough! And you will Really feel the Cannabis! It's name comes from the way it looks when mixed. It resembles something you would see in a Swamp.

I'm going to smoke a Swamp Bowl!

by Miguel jomomma November 19, 2014

Swigger Swamp

A dirty old bar that mostly old washed up drunks and bikers drink.

"After being kicked outta the classy night club, I decided to finish my night of drinking at the local swigger swamp."

by Iqtrance June 30, 2014