pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

smugfucker

a offensive term used when you are being robed

leave me alone you smugfucker!

by sweet May 24, 2003

Shmug

Someone who finally accepts they are bisexual.

After all theses years I've come to terms that I'm shmug.

by Funkmasta69 August 12, 2017

smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014

Smug

So you're fucking someone, and then you put your foot in their ass. Then, you shave your leg and then their ass.

I totally had to enema my ass to oblivion so that I could properly be smugged by my husband of four years last night. Man, my ass is smooth.

by theowinhow February 12, 2009

raisin smuggler

some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins

omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler

by tug boat January 5, 2009

smug

The white stuff that oozes out of a mans tit when he/she squezzes around the tit hard

The old mans saggy tit let out some disgusting smug when the even older saggier woman squezzed his tits

by JonathonJacob August 7, 2009