Bunny Suicides

An intensely cool book full of little cute bunnies that just don't want to live anymore. Written by Andy Riley. You have to pity this guy's Mom. These are terribly hilarious. You laugh and then feel bad about it. Very funny, though.

There was a rabbit who was mowing the lawn and set the mower on reverse...it was in the book of Bunny Suicides

by Ethan Hobson June 3, 2007

assisted suicide

Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.

person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.

person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?

person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.

by Velma F. July 21, 2006

suicide trip

Going on a trip to a location (usually in a different state) and coming back on the same day / within 24 hours.

(For someone living in southern california)
A: Want to go to vegas?
B: Suicide trip? Down.

The lineup for EDC day two was so sick, I did a last minute suicide trip.

by kyunnibunz November 16, 2016

Suicide Bomber

Some Fuckin' Muslim with a God Damn bomb who wants revenge against fuckin' christians because of the crusades

"That motherfucking suicide bomber blew up that god damn airport for somethin' that happened a thousand years ago!"

by Animefan32 April 19, 2018

Internet Suicide

A act of effectively deleting all online accounts you can.

Miranda commited internet suicide a few months ago, wonder how she is doing now…

by disturb October 5, 2021

poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

suicide card

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.

Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"

by percyflower July 5, 2018