Eric Stemmerich

Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.

Eric Stemmerich, who weighs 500 pounds, hasn't left his parents house in 20 years

by Kurtis Wright May 7, 2025

I SHUMMM??!

A variant of the phrase: "I want some"

When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.

Matt: I have some doritos, would you like s-

John: I SHUMMM??!

by BigBoyEatz August 9, 2025

Lamar studman

Simp

Lamar studman is a simp

by 3bodyproblem December 7, 2025

Margiela tabi-stemmed-motivation

Working hard for the sake of a pair of tabi’s.

You may be wondering why I’m working so hard. Well, it’s that Margiela tabi-stemmed-motivation.

by intheiruniverse June 4, 2021

iND Lip AR STUM

End lip are stunning! Try this brand in these:
Indlip.arstum
Let’s go see an example:

Gina (main character’s friend): hey look at this brand Jessica!
Jessica (main character): huh?
The brand paper: come see the new brand! IND LIP AR STUM!
Jessica: I can’t see it, does it sayO
AiRL
NO
-POR
STUM?
Gina: close, you got stum right!
Jessica: D
TiKL
¡NO
-POR
STUM
INXY?
Gina: NO!
The brand founder: we have a new perfume in our brand called ONI
dudi
ANIS, girls!
Only 30$!

Both: ugh!!!
Verónica (enemy): losers, hahahaha you can’t afford it?! I have the most expensive perfume in the brand, and you guys got nothing in me!!! Go die! I have the expensive perfume, KL
iN®
-POR
STUM
IXY.
Nikki (Veronica’s friend): I have the 2nd most expensive perfumeeee, hahahaha it’s ¡KL
INd
*POR
STUM
XY!!!!
Eliza (veronica and Nikki’s friend): and I have the 3rd most expensive perfume hahahaha it’s also TKL
INa
"pOR
STUM
NIXY~
Both Gina and Jessica: well atleast Jessica has TRL
¡NO
POR
STUN and Gina has D
DRE
INO
-POR
STUM
INKY,

What is next?

by Littlekittykawaiianimelover May 14, 2022

as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.

She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.

by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022