stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Stroke of luck

(n.) During male masturbation, the stroke of the hand which induces ejaculation.

It took me 97 strokes before I got to the stroke of luck last night.

by xEVANx(SOTF) March 30, 2010

The Killing Stroke

A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."

Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.

by Namrosseforp, RD. April 17, 2009

stroke daddy

Fuck boy wanting to be daddy. Aka, pulling a Jay.

He wants to go Stroke Daddy for the night.

by sidthewidler June 3, 2016

stroke

to have sex (originating in Cleveland, OH)

Yo nigga you stroke yet?

by bonesnsag August 7, 2007

Long Stroke

A slang term used to define a flattering compliment, which massages the ego in such a manner that could be considered masturbatory; or extending of prolonged pleasure in the fashion of a slower, controlled penetration speed during intercourse.

As in: Unexpected or not, it would have been impolite not to say, "Thanks for the long stroke".

by Homer chameleon February 3, 2010

stokey

a group of "white" individuals who wear quicksilver apparel and are commonly seen being totally "EXTREME"

"Dude, check out those stokeys, they all have a Billabong hat on"

by Stokey May 13, 2005