Cunt Stone

A child.

Something painful that a woman passes through her hoo ha.

Sure, I'd like to go out on Friday night... Unfortunately, it's my weekend to watch the cunt stones.

by turtle the foul May 1, 2020

Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.

You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.

by ochrann January 10, 2020

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

Sebastien stone

Better than ollie, owen, luke and flynn and the coolest guy you can ever meet. Incredibly sexy and all the ladies love him

“Isn’t Sebastien stone sexy?”
“I know right!”

by Fragrance man May 22, 2022

Bone Stone

Pharmaceutical means of attaining WOOD. Whether taken through necessity but more than often taken recreationally. i.e. VIAGARA, BLUEY etc.

I'll be up in 40min Val. I gotta take my Bone Stone first love.

That Sophie's gonna gonna get battered later boys. I'll drop my Bone Stone after the pub then bang her like a salavation army drum at hers.

by Matt Morris - The Foresters November 7, 2010