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Buddha Status 

When you eat at a kfc then go to dairy queen afterwards
person 1 "hey lets go buddha status all night"

Buddha "sure but id rather eat at taco bell"
Buddha Status by WSMOTR96 September 12, 2010

Mexican Status 

hooking up with at least two siblings from a family. It could be a set of brothers or sisters, depending on sexual orientation. If you manage to hook up with every sibling in someone's family you achieve a "green card".
ex 1. friend: hey he's cute, didn't you hook up with his brother though?
girl: yeah looks like I'm going to get mexican status!

ex 2. friend: Did you get mexican status with those hot twins and their older sister?
boy: You bet, so stoked that I got my green card.
Mexican Status by muyloca October 31, 2011

Balla Status 

Earned by compleating an awesome feat. Balla Status is to be awesome in qwestion.
Wow man the way you scored that chick was balla status!
Balla Status by Kyle Elmo September 19, 2007

Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!
Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!

white girl status 

Usually a white girl who is addicted to starbucks coffee. They typically post a selfie on instagram, facebook or any other social networking site with a hashtag white girl status. #whitegirlstatus #typicalwhitegirl
Starbucks addict usually teenage girls white girl status
white girl status by Rosie poe January 16, 2014

Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war
Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."