evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

sour sauce

The liquid that comes from a chick's snatch that has a yeast infection.

I went to eat out jens pussy. Until i went down there a smelled the sour sauce and almost fucken puked.

by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018

Sour

Definitely a two syllable word meaning:
1. Having an acid taste like lemon or vinegar
2. Feeling or expressing resentment, disappointment, or anger

The Grandfather was sour when unfairly penalized in a classic cut-throat family holiday game.

by Poetic Neanderthal December 22, 2023

Community Sour Jar

A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Phil hasn't been doing well lately, apparently his ex had his name put in a community sour jar on Etsy.

by Community Jar February 6, 2025

Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

limey sours

Amazing cosplayer, friend and cosplay dad. Protective when needs to be and will help with advice and problems when you come to them for help

jack: have you seen limey sours' newest video cody: yeah I have they're amazing at tik tok

by imthatratman February 1, 2020

Sour

A woman who looks like she hasn’t bathed in a month or changed her underwear. Cottage cheese is growing in her pussy and fermenting. Got a nice snail trail crusting over in her panties.

“That girl’s sour… I wouldn’t touch that shit for a billion dollars. I can smell her from here.”

by Snacksnack March 29, 2025