soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 25, 2021

Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

by Soulcide November 13, 2022

Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

soft banana

A very soft banana. The opposite of a hard banana. Not red, not grown to its full potential.

"Boy das a really soft banana."

by Riskyboi January 29, 2018

Soft Collins

When a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman.

"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"

by Jorbecca July 18, 2016

soft break

When a nigga just needs a couple days to chill away from his ho.

Group: does "ho" have an "e" on the end?
Girl: no! Have you never heard of a "street ho" before?

Maybe we should take a soft break from each other.

Ain't nobody gon' take a soft break from me!

by LS Brows February 23, 2016

Soft jewelry

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.

hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again

by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 07, 2021