a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
by william john March 6, 2008
Get the ass sockmug. a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
by Pamann May 7, 2011
Get the Muffin Sockmug. by Skradragons March 15, 2017
Get the Shitty sockmug. The small bits of fluff from a sock that still cling to your foot after you have taken a sock off. These occur particularly if it has been a sweaty day and the socks are relatively new.
by dr ben April 10, 2013
Get the Sock Nuggetsmug. The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge
by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009
Get the Sock Spongingmug. When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011
Get the Sock Blockmug. Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
Get the Looking for socksmug.