a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
by Pamann May 7, 2011
Get the Muffin Sockmug. a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
by william john March 6, 2008
Get the ass sockmug. When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.
Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"
Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"
Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"
by sweetpickle November 22, 2009
Get the Sock attackmug. When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011
Get the Sock Blockmug. Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
Get the Looking for socksmug. by cybaer July 18, 2022
Get the cum sockmug. when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
by panda sock April 16, 2021
Get the panda sockmug.