super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022

Husker Slow Roll

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

by KickflipsMafia October 14, 2019

fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.

I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.

by Kinch_Dedalus June 25, 2014

Slow Your Row

Same maening as "Slow your roll" however, much more clever in its creation becuase not only does it advised the person your speaking to that they need to slow down or back off, it also makes you look much more smooth as it rhyms.

Whoa whoa slow your row homie.

by Smooth J November 11, 2009

slow wind

The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."

Adam likes to slow wind for me.

by bfskh2232 July 12, 2006

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006

Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.

Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010