a Facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.
Hm, I think I'll log into Facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.
by PoisonPen May 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Sharkmug. -verb
When one produces stool in a toilet. After flushed, the waste ultimately is sent to the ocean and is eaten by sharks.
When one produces stool in a toilet. After flushed, the waste ultimately is sent to the ocean and is eaten by sharks.
by drunkchuck January 2, 2010
Get the Feed the sharksmug. In the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game, a rule shark is a fucking douchebag who knowingly tries to confuse their opponents into mistakes by questioming obvious card interactions and bitching about completely legal interactions and mechanics to try and swing the game in their favour. Basically a cunt who saps whatever life and fun is left at an event.
Example
Player: During your Draw Phase, after you've drawn your card, I activate my monsters Quick Effect.
Shark: Too late, the draw phase has already passed as soon as i've drawn my carf.
Player: thats BS and you know it you fucking faggot. Stop being such a Rule Shark.
Player: During your Draw Phase, after you've drawn your card, I activate my monsters Quick Effect.
Shark: Too late, the draw phase has already passed as soon as i've drawn my carf.
Player: thats BS and you know it you fucking faggot. Stop being such a Rule Shark.
by Dark Night Enforcer July 12, 2016
Get the Rule Sharkmug. a sexual maneuver, much like the Superman (of Soulja Boy fame), in which the male ejaculates on his partners back, then sticks a tiger shark on his or her back
by WhiteAsRice January 12, 2008
Get the tiger sharkmug. n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.
(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"
"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."
"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"
"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."
"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"
by Parrot Boy June 30, 2011
Get the Land Sharkmug. Take a virgin out to sea, pop her cherry, then through her overboard.
First claimed by a dude named Marty
First claimed by a dude named Marty
by DBsjXC January 9, 2009
Get the Shark Batemug. A Jesus version of a shark. Jesus walks on water, Jesus Shark walks on land.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
"oh man tedd, I saw the Jesus Shark walk by me at the super market."
OR
"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
OR
"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
by ronnoc the axe January 13, 2009
Get the Jesus Sharkmug.