60 Second Assassin

a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less

Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.

by Desecrating Monkey July 16, 2008

Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.

M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.

by wink, wink December 1, 2009

5 second rule

A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.

The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.

by Sn00p July 10, 2004

Second City of the UK

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!

by Anthony H Wilson October 17, 2008

5 Second Rule

A myth that says that if you drop food on the floor, and pick it up within 5 seconds then it's okay to eat. But research done at University of Illinois has disproved this, and says that food picked up in under 5 seconds had a significant amount of bacteria on it.

"Ewwwww! Your gonna eat that? It's been on the floor!!" "Yeah, 5 second rule."

by JoeB24 May 27, 2007

4 second obligatory

When as a hot babe approaches you, she makes subtle eye contact, then looks away for approximately 4 seconds so you can check out her goods with neither of you feeling uncomfortable.

Guy1: Dude, how did she not bust the way you were oggling?
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory

by Skipf32 September 8, 2007

Second mortgage

Another way of saying "too expensive" or "I cant afford it". More commonly used amongst friends who like to blow their money on random shit.

pompous friend - Guys, lets go to the Ballet after an entire day of go karting.

working class person - Im sorry dude, Im going to have to take out a second mortgage to go, so I will pass.

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009