scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.

Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?

by dabrews April 12, 2017

Canadian Duck Scratcher

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!

by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009

scratchers

northern irish term for bed

i couldnt get out of my scratchers this morning

by stuart reid April 4, 2007

Scratch n' Sniff

Scrapes on the Penis from a heavy breather

While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.

by J3hst3r September 3, 2010

Gamer Scratch

A skill developed by experience gamers, whereby one is able to scratch an itch at any point on the body faster than the speed of light.

It's so you don't lose any valuable gaming time by pressing pause, or just stopping for a second.

The hallmark of a lame nerd is the gamer scratch

by Joe-fo October 6, 2008

scratch

Scratch (n.) 1: Minor injury that does not break the skin.

Don't scratch me. Just telling you in advance.

by Aaron July 7, 2003

scratch

Itz another word for fighting...

Nigga you wanna scratch???

by Da HomIe October 14, 2003