Skip to main content

saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
mugGet the saving dating for marriagemug.

Saving a slice

to save someone from being shot, stabbed, or killed. this is often used by the person winning a fight as mercy.
Person 1: "bro saved that guy a slice"

Person 2: "fr"

Person 3: "a prime example of saving a slice"
by Ratthaloss October 26, 2022
mugGet the Saving a slicemug.

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
mugGet the The church can save this countrymug.

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.
Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?
by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019
mugGet the Daylight Saving Timemug.

Save the Hannahs

Whats with all the shade. What did Hannahs ever do to you? In my perspective, they're kind and caring friends. I don't know what happened to you. Also, are you sure that smell was coming from Hannah? It was probably just your stinky-ass breath. Get a mint.
Its so funny how people are bothered to throw slack about someone on Urban Dictionary..

Save the Hannahs
by Why are we still here August 12, 2019
mugGet the Save the Hannahsmug.

Save-A-Shut

1: The act of not shuting your van door when you get out because you know you are going to get back in shortly, in an effort to preserve the door mechanism.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.
1: "Hey, why don't you save-a-shut on that door?"
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."
by Ralph Littlefield February 18, 2009
mugGet the Save-A-Shutmug.

Saving Whales

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.
Jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales.
by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016
mugGet the Saving Whalesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email