Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 09, 2018

cider spider

The guy who shows up to the party or gathering with a couple of ciders, but goes after the boys beers.

"look here comes the cider spider"

by ttyycc February 20, 2018

Fuckin spiders

When an absolute banger kicks in making you first pump the shit out of the air until nobody can breath ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

What an absolute track that was, fuckin spiders

by DirtyDanger July 15, 2017

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 04, 2020

Spider milk

a massive dumbass user on discord

you are such a spider milk

by Spider Milk February 19, 2021

Spider Pigging

To place some one in an awkward or unwanted situation. Can also be used to describe when you gypt another or screw them over.

Oh hell no, you guys are not spider pigging me again. Stop hiding in the bathroom and take the next customer.

by YouThinkItsEasy May 30, 2019

spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019