punk rock

Three chords and the truth.

Bad Religion, NOFX, Social Distortion, bands with a message more than "I'm sad, I'm gonna cut myself". That's punk rock.

by Jon Reed February 26, 2008

Secretary Rock

Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.

Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar

Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy

I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.

by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009

pet rock

A special type of rock or stone, designed to be kept as a pet and cared for.

My rabbit died, so i got a pet rock instead.

by TooBlonde2BeEmo October 21, 2006

Rock Lobber

a person who resides in Iraq and likes to throw rocks at vehicles, and other moving objects

This rocklobber is denting up my tank

by Keith November 27, 2003

rock the shocker

While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.

"I'm going to rock the shocker on my girl friend"

by shaele May 23, 2007

gloom rock

A band that is still rock and roll but sounds haunting, dark, cryptic, melancholy.

you know of any cool 'gloom rock' bands?
ya! try 'Interpol' 'She Wants Revenge' or 'Editors'

by PoisonChef August 16, 2006

Stealth Rock

Charizard's Kryptonite

I was going to have my Charizard come out last for my ace in the hole, but the bastard used Stealth Rock before I could sent it out, now I know my plan is screwed

by viva riolu November 28, 2013