laugh riot

Someone who makes silly, stupid jokes

-Do they know how the murderer looks like?
-Don't worry. No one saw you.
-How funny. You're a real laugh riot.

by Victor Halebski September 1, 2008

Ritter

Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.

"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.

by MaximusTheWeird March 19, 2014

Haymaker Square Riot

A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"

by Haymaker Square Mayor June 14, 2009

Kurt Ritter

1. Rhyming slang for 'the Shitter' i.e. the toilet. Used by employees of the Radisson SAS Hotel chain. It is a reference to Swiss national Kurt Ritter, the companys CEO since 1989.
shitter

2. Rhyming slang for the anus. Also used by employees of the Radisson SAS chain for the reasons listed above.

1. I need to void my bowels. I'm gonna stop by the Kurt Ritter.

2. I've got a sore arse. My Kurt Ritter is killing me.

by dantechild October 15, 2006

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

I group of people living in a fantasy world that like to think they are badass, but in actuality are no more than credit card mobsters living a life of penis envy. When people walk by them on the street, the Scoundrels may shout out, "We're hostile, so tread lightly." Most people just walk by them snickering, feeling a bit sorry for them, because they know they probably define themselves by this pathetic little life of fantasy and that no one actually fears them or pays them no mind.

Don't laugh at the dirty rotten scoundrel, it only makes them cry more.

by happy2012 November 23, 2011

Rotten tomato

Something you throw at a bad actors in theater
It can an actual roten tomato or a different bit of litter or garbage.

The actor was so bad that I threw a rotten tomato at him

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Rittenhoused

When one’s presence is intended to render care but the overwhelming result was harm and or death.

Paramedic Trashio rittenhoused the patient after she administered an incorrect medication resulting in the patient dying.

by J-Krak February 27, 2022