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redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch
I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night
by tizzitties December 2, 2007
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Redneck Superglue

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.
Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.
by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 9, 2011
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Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.
by Konrad43 June 3, 2009
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Polar Redneck

A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.
"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"
by Big Daddy Kane 5150 April 7, 2009
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redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014
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Redneck Cheeto

This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.
Redneck Cheeto's are Yummy
by You like this right there? August 17, 2010
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redneck island

the redneck version of a long island iced tea; made up completely of mass types of moonshine
"whatchu drankin?"
"i got me here a redneck island YALL DIGGITY"
by throwinhunnits September 26, 2013
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