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Race not Rice

The motto of any self respecting muscle car driver. One who races real cars and not P.O.S Honda Civic ricers.

Aka - Any kind of Mustang or American made car.
Ricer: OH MAN. I'm going to go spend 4 grand and get my car up to 180 hp!.. That's going to kick your mustang ass!
Mustang: Oh really? I can spend less than that and get my car up to 700 hp. What you didn't know that cars could be that fast? What a suprise. Race not Rice moron.
by RosyAlyssa September 1, 2008
mugGet the Race not Ricemug.

Wikipedia Racing

A game played by two or more people, each with his or her own computer at hand. Players agree upon a Wikipedia article as the "target" before the race. On the count of three, all players click the "random article" link on the left side of the page to start each player off at a random starting point. By only clicking links on the articles, each player vies to be the first to get to the "target" page.

Notes:
-Players ARE allowed to use the "back" button on the browser
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use links on the left side bar of Wikipedia (main page, etc.)
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use the "Categories" link at the bottom of the page, but other lists (e.g. Forbes 500 companies, etc) ARE allowed.
Wikipedia Racing Game:

Target: Orange (color)
3...2...1... "random article"
"Famous Russian Gymnasts" ...shit.
-Russia
-Education in Russia
-Science
-Physics
-Electromagnetic Spectrum
-Orange
Yell: "EAT IT BITCHES!!!"
by LMLF June 8, 2011
mugGet the Wikipedia Racingmug.

Race the clock

To masturbate before your spouse gets home.
I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.
by Yellowbelly0804 January 23, 2010
mugGet the Race the clockmug.

arms race

in the cold war, they raced to build the atomic nug. you take one hit, and you are permanently blazed.
arms race, Piff smoke in my eyelids
by kush in my ball sac April 13, 2014
mugGet the arms racemug.

Race Jumper

Someone who jumps to the conclusion that you are being racist because of something vague that you say.
Eddie: dude, I bet you are awesome at basketball
Paul:What? Just because i'm Black?
Eddie:No dude! because you're like 12 feet tall, you race jumper
by Johnny Fird-Rike June 29, 2010
mugGet the Race Jumpermug.

Horse Race

A drinking game that requires a minimum of 4 people. Preferable opposite genders (unless you're into that stuff) A boy will pair up with a girl and depending on how many people you have there can be up to 6 teams. What will happen is each team has a designated drinker and can cracker. The can cracker will open the can (for shotgunning) after the drinker finishes each drink. The can cracker can only crack the can after the previous drink is finished. First team to finish all 3 shotguns wins. The losers have to make out for a solid 10 seconds. This can be played in a tournament or everyone can go at once.
Broski, Stephanie, and I had to make out after we lost horse race. Luckily we were both hammered after a few games.
by @OfficalDrinkingGod June 15, 2020
mugGet the Horse Racemug.

poison race

A beer game where you try to drink as much as you can during the awesome tune Posion by Alice Cooper. In those 4.28 min you'll feel like your in heaven. Afterwards you'll feel like throwing up.
Dude, did you see that guy puke after the Poison Race? Off the hook!
by Mideljung May 22, 2008
mugGet the poison racemug.

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