concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.
I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.
by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016
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Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
by Highducky May 06, 2022
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Gentle Puppies

Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8
As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."
by Zbigniew Boyfrendt October 19, 2012
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Cunt Puppy

A variation on the word, cunt. It's someone who is obnoxious and acts like he or she knows everything. Derogatory term for both women and men. Less offensive then calling someone just a cunt.
She never called me last night! That cunt puppy!
I'm surprised he turned out to be such a cunt puppy; I really thought things would work out between us.
by eunitoons April 16, 2010
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Puppy-whipped

When your dog is really tired after a day at doggy day care, or after a very long walk.
Boo was so puppy-whipped after returning from doggy day care that he could barely pick up his head to get a treat.
by Betzzzeee March 06, 2010
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ass puppy

another insult term, such as moron
Way to go, ass puppy!!
by steve December 09, 2003
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Puppy love

2 stray dogs fucking on a street corner for the world to see.
by Shadowhunter4:20 August 04, 2016
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