iPhone Porn is porn played directly on your iPhone via the web site called Pocket Sized Porn. The web site PocketSizedPorn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and PC users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content.
by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008

by Some tumblr trash July 30, 2016

During the heat of the summer or, occasionally, those rare cold moments in Las Vegas when undesirable conditions happen outside, the local porn vendors forego standing outside pushing their little cards and instead cram their literature into all the helpless limbs of the local foliage,then proceed to take refuge inside the climate controlled goodness. Thus creating the "porn tree".
by slick ass February 20, 2009

by hohwah49 June 18, 2007

John is the local porn lord, have a bondage fetish, he's got it, what about a bestiality fetish, you're weird.
by A porn lord December 15, 2010

by bradman491 May 5, 2009

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.
(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
by Kerblasser April 12, 2010
