Pick-Pocketing

The act of a pick pocketer removing nuggets of feces from the rectum of a pick pocketee. Similar be not related to ass banditry.

Can also refer to the removal of foreign objects from ones navel.

You should have seen this girl Man, I was pick-pocketing her all night, I now possess much gold.

by The pick pocketee January 20, 2018

poly pocket

An attractive female or male that enjoys playing sexually with people that are married but non-monogamous or polyamorous

A fun plaything.

If a particular Poly Pocket happens to be a young, attractive bisexual female who dates entire couples, she would also be a unicorn

We have a dinner date at home tonight with my favorite Poly Pocket, my wife is excited.

by GlovedFox January 22, 2018

Forgotten Pocket

The term used when referring to the genitalia of a practising nun. Nuns vow their chastity, therefore have a pocket that is forgotten about and never used.

"No sister Mary, I would not like to see your forgotten pocket, tis a sin"

"No, nuns can't have sex, theres no way you're putting that anywhere near my forgotten pocket"

by hellicopter123 October 20, 2019

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021

gammon pocket

Derogatory word for the female reproductive system.

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night

by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013

Star-Pocketed

Taking your hands and putting them down someones back pocket, while squeesing thier butt.

He Star-Pocketed you too?!
You Star-Pocketed eight other girls?! Man your beast!

by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011

Slippy Pocket

Slippy pocket: Created when rumor of a man having sex with a hot pocket circulated the internet. Vagina = slippery (hot) pocket hence, "slippy pocket"

Lemme get some of that slippy pocket babe! I had some slippy pocket last night.

by bigdaddyrick November 23, 2011