by Johnny Two Guns May 14, 2018
This man has big dick energy. He let god, his creation, get credit when he created the earth so that people wouldn’t crowd around him. He is fabled to have KO’d Jesus Christ in heaven when the lord attacked him for having a 186 K/D against him. The legends say that when medusa stared him down, she turned to stone and that he gave the great Gaia his spare adamantine so Kronos could kill Uranus.
You’ve stepped on Jean-Paul’s land? You’re gonna end up being auschwitzed bro.
Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.
Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.
Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.
Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.
by Merrickman2003 January 24, 2020
Short, speed addicted, asexual, Hungarian mathematical genius who left his home at the age of 21 (because of antisemitism) and lived a nomadic lifestyle until his death at age 83 (in 1996) in Poland. He disliked everything (including women, children, alcohol, capitalism, god, his brain) except for numbers, Israel and speed. He published (co-authored) more than 1500 mathematical articles and offered prizes for the solution of problems he couldn't solve. Some of them haven't been solved, yet.
by secr June 08, 2011
The Paul Platter is when a man performs oral sex on a female after she has had sex with two other men in the same evening.
The female participates in sexual intercourse with two different men at different times during the day or evening and later finds a third man who proceeds to go down and perform oral sex on the female. The last male has just performed a "paul platter" and is probably unaware of the females earlier activities.
by The Violator February 21, 2014
A cancerous toad who has nothing better to do than uselessly beef with his brother, Logan Paul and sit in his white-boy mansion ruining children’s minds. Also known as “you thot”, “egotistical bastard” and “that dick”
Retard: I like Jake Paul
Sane person: you should die
Sane person is in the right here, no matter what
Note that an incorrect usage of “Jake Paul” is when it is used positively in a sentence. E.g. “Jake Paul is alright” does not make sense as the word has been used positively in a sentence.
Sane person: you should die
Sane person is in the right here, no matter what
Note that an incorrect usage of “Jake Paul” is when it is used positively in a sentence. E.g. “Jake Paul is alright” does not make sense as the word has been used positively in a sentence.
by DRINK BLEACH! November 20, 2018
A dirty Paul is when you have a dairy intolerance and poop your pants randomly without control during sex
by Clubveg June 07, 2021
A dirty,lying, cheating man.he is a YouTube that uses hot girls for click bait. He also has a hooker over every night. Also hes a squirrel for his brothers acorns.
by Coolkid08 June 14, 2017