Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

patty ice

the smoothest man know to the whole world that gets all the bitches

patty ice gets all the hoes

by jojothekoolkat February 5, 2022

patty cags

A very handsome guy with the kindest heart, he can light up a room with just a smile, hes so so smart, literally the best dude ever, not to mention talented. A goat at baseball and everything else he does. Hes got it all.

Yo, that guys got such swag who is that?
Oh, thats patty cags hes a beast

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Peppermint Pattie

When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.

I'm fading from this road trip and all this vaping, does anybody need a peppermint pattie?

by Dam M December 29, 2019

Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs

The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie

by Basket1 May 22, 2025

Pulling A Patty

When a guy sells a girl a fantasy and she "deserves it"

Guy 1: I'm going to the movies with a girl tomorrow and then block her

Guy 2: Dang, you're pulling a patty

by rolly pollie October 29, 2022

Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.

Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.

by Arianamous November 23, 2021