flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

pat

it is the act of patting someone or something on the head. mostly because they are a smol bean.

smol doggo: woof
me: wow what a smol bean. I pat
smol doggo: *receives pat*

by Forehead of security April 10, 2022

Pat

Pat is my girlfriend’s name, it’s a very pretty name and I like it very much :)

Person 1: hey, is that your girlfriend pat?
Me: yes it is and she is beautiful:)

by Jojo’s Homosexual adventure August 13, 2021

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you

You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.

Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

Pat Benatar

A music artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for Children about to know she was trying to tease them by claiming it was about child abuse, since nobody but her could possibly decipher any of the lyrics written by her or others that wrote songs for her.

Pat Benatar was mean spirited (at least her image was) and wanted to pretend her songs supported others to make herself look good and wholesome, while also looking edgy and dangerous, to have the best that came with both worlds.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

Pat

A guy who doesn't mean to be funny but is

This guy is a complete pat

by Oxfords dictionary May 20, 2020