parentable

Over the age to still live with your parents

James is "parentable" he's like 38.

by Your ex-ex Boyfriend July 13, 2019

Paren't

The absence of a parent or carer, used often when parents get divorced.

Guy1: whoah man why so sad?
Guy2: my dad left us and my mom just died
Guy1: oh that's awful. it's so sad to get a paren't

by thisissosadalexaplaydespacito March 26, 2019

parents

a bunch of fuckers who where so retarded that forgot a condom and expect you to worship them because of it.
they make you want to live in a grave so you not see them anymore. don't listen to crap they say. just pretend and shit.
unfortunately the only way you can escape them is to kill yourself.
soon both you and your parents and fucking siblings will be in grave. finally free

and nope . no afterlife, resurrection, ect . how could a god so retarded exist that make parents and force you to worship them?
be in peace my friends.

a retarded normie: parents make roof above your head, you have to worship them blah blah blah
a normal person: fuck off normie.

by fgfggffgf July 31, 2019

Parents

Your mums ur dad

Ur dads ur mum

Parents

by Step broooo September 15, 2019

parents

idiots you'll be happy to not see anymore when you die.

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by ojgfghh October 12, 2019

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

parents

they raised u and shit but they dont GET u, yk?

ugh parents

by chooch-meister May 22, 2020