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parsing

(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.

2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.
Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.

No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.
by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019
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Debt Parking

Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!
Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, dat div you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!
by Johnnyawb March 19, 2007
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DJ parking

Parking at the back of the parking lot in a drive through parking spot and possibly stuffing it up.
eg. " Let's do DJ parking!"
by cantilever October 16, 2008
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PPO(Partying Purposes Only)

PPO or Partying Purposes Only - is a phrase or acronym used when you do something in order to throw the most badass party or keeping the party flowing.
ex:
Person 1: Hey man, I just downloaded the best 100 rap songs ever.

Person 2: You Would.

Person 1: I like to have the best music for PPO(Partying Purposes Only).
by Colt Mccoy's Roommate April 6, 2010
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pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand
by dave May 16, 2003
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pasting

When you get slaped in the face by some one with a sticky substance on their hand, such as semen or road tar.
Aw man, You just got pasted!
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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parking lot pimp

plp or parking lot pimp'

when you were either to busy talking to one girl/guy, and saw a cutie in the bar and waited til the girl/guy was in the parking lot to start gettin the pimpin on.
by 1defcon May 16, 2011
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