Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 14, 2020
by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.
by Modica4uall May 06, 2011
by I suck ducks October 24, 2019
Like thin ice, but if you really mad or they really annoying. Paper is thinner than ice. So use you're on thin paper.
by urfavgirlfriend November 20, 2021
Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)
by omenus November 29, 2022