Parking Deck

A form of quintuplesome in which all members of the party stack on top of each other. There is involvement of toy cars into bodily orifices.

That Parking Deck was real fun last night, so many people drove in.

by Condomant May 24, 2023

pakinigga

Pakinigga is a workaround for the two slurs that make up the word. According to recent linguistic law, if two slurs are said consecutively and quickly, the two slurs cancel out, forming an inherently positive word.

I JUST ARH GONTA GO TO PAKINIGGAS COLLEGE

by Pakinigger October 25, 2023

Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023

parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

by Mben22075 November 1, 2023

Impulse Parking

Pulling in and parking in a space in a parking lot as soon as you see one.

John: There's one.
Mike: We gotta shop around man. You're impulse parking.

by K.P.I.T September 30, 2008

Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.

Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking

by sarge the boss June 7, 2009

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

by sillyolivia April 26, 2011