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Chocolate Orgasm

When eating something so delicious, it gives you a form of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to be chocolate being eaten, any food at all. Comes from the scientific theory that chocolate contains ingredients capable of causing an actual orgasm. This is why it is so irrisistable.
"Let me have a bite of that... ohhmmm"
"Chocolate orgasm?"
"Uhh huh"
by Ill Hubs November 26, 2009
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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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dirty orgasm

to expel feces through the anus while reaching sexual climax.
by Jeff January 23, 2003
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Music Orgasm

The so called orgasm you get when listening to music. This happens right before the chorus or your favourite part of the song.
John: "OMG I just had a music orgasm when Katey Perry Song (I Kissed a Girl) came on.
Fred: "Thats crazy dude me too"
by Lefan Markus February 22, 2009
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orgasmic cramp

A cramp anywhere on the body that feels so good your legs begin to jiggle and you get a mid errection, this will then lead to your penis exploding and there for ejaculating. This is usually the main cause of twins in parents and other amounts of children. As the higher sperm count
Guy 1 : Awe man I had huge orgasmic cramp last night

Guy2: sweet bro I was trying to play arr sofft and got one
by HollisterPseudonym May 21, 2017
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Lactate orgasm

The sensation, due to extremely strenuous exercise, when one's muscles temporarily stop burning and the entire limb starts pulsing in a rhythmical and sadistically pleasurable fashion.
"Oh man, I had a massive lactate orgasm in the last 500 of that ergo."

"I was bashing out 2x10 Miles on the bike and totally had a lactate orgasm in the second one."
by SkyWatchFarmer December 10, 2012
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Orgasm Fairy

A person (generally female) who sexts, webcams, cybers, or otherwise finds some way to get another person (generally male) off for fun. They don't actually sexual gratification from it themselves, they just enjoy getting told they look hot and are usually not turned on by it.
I like to go on omegle and shake my ass for guys until they cum, but it doesn't actually turn me on. I just like feeling hot enough to get someone off. I guess I'm an orgasm fairy.
by Soup_Kitchen_Nun January 21, 2015
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