SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry

Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization

by CoaltownBrown December 18, 2021

Spot Creepin'

Occurs when you are walking through the mall parking lot back to your car and a car slowly follows you so they can get your spot.

bro1: dude where did we park?

bro2: why is that car following us bro?

bro1: dude dont worry they're just spot creepin'.

bro2: oh i can figgadeal that mad hard.

bro1: chyeeaaah!

(get in car pull out of spot, and car following pulls into said parking spot)

by bromontana179010 February 20, 2010

Spot Shopper

An individual, typically wealthy, local and lacking integrity, who books fishing charters not for the experience but to steal the guides spots and techniques which the guide worked hard for many years to learn.

“Why’d you turn down that client who wanted to book you?”

“I checked his social media, he’s a local angler with a boat, definitely a spot shopper.”

by Obvious Guide April 11, 2020

death spot

Eurovision slang referring to the second place on the contest's running order. Participants competing on this spot are likely to go unnoticed by the public, hence making it improbable for them to qualify (from a semi-final) or win.

Austria was the last country to qualify for the final from the death spot, and that was six years ago.

God saved us from the death spot this year, we may have a chance this time!

by newcastle_71 March 22, 2023

chino spot

A Chinese food restaurant.

Origins in New York City, especially among Latinos.

Eyo let's hip up the chino spot down the block, I'm hungry as a mug.

by thatNword September 26, 2012

Pervert spot

A corner in a room that's fenced in by furniture, creating a weird little partly hidden area that you can't really do anything with, common in rented rooms. So called cause it's a spot a pervert could hide in

Kate rearranged her furniture in her room and now there's a pervert spot by the door

by spicedpotatoes September 1, 2019

Pufferfish spot

The male G-spot, but with cancerous tumors in its vicinity due to colon cancer.

"Dude, did you hear that Fred was diagnosed with colon cancer?"
"Yeah, a shame. I hope it's not terminal."
"Heh, only thing I'm worried about is how good that Pufferfish spot feels."
"You sick fuck."

by EvoDump September 23, 2021