Race not Rice

The motto of any self respecting muscle car driver. One who races real cars and not P.O.S Honda Civic ricers.

Aka - Any kind of Mustang or American made car.

Ricer: OH MAN. I'm going to go spend 4 grand and get my car up to 180 hp!.. That's going to kick your mustang ass!
Mustang: Oh really? I can spend less than that and get my car up to 700 hp. What you didn't know that cars could be that fast? What a suprise. Race not Rice moron.

by RosyAlyssa September 1, 2008

arms race

in the cold war, they raced to build the atomic nug. you take one hit, and you are permanently blazed.

arms race, Piff smoke in my eyelids

by kush in my ball sac April 13, 2014

Race Jumper

Someone who jumps to the conclusion that you are being racist because of something vague that you say.

Eddie: dude, I bet you are awesome at basketball
Paul:What? Just because i'm Black?
Eddie:No dude! because you're like 12 feet tall, you race jumper

by Johnny Fird-Rike June 29, 2010

race change

The process whereby a white person gets so tanned they appear to have changed their race. Akin to "sex change".

That girl has spent so much time in the sun I think she's undergone a race change.

by dogbreath34 November 5, 2010

Race the clock

To masturbate before your spouse gets home.

I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.

by Yellowbelly0804 January 23, 2010

Wikipedia Racing

A game played by two or more people, each with his or her own computer at hand. Players agree upon a Wikipedia article as the "target" before the race. On the count of three, all players click the "random article" link on the left side of the page to start each player off at a random starting point. By only clicking links on the articles, each player vies to be the first to get to the "target" page.

Notes:
-Players ARE allowed to use the "back" button on the browser
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use links on the left side bar of Wikipedia (main page, etc.)
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use the "Categories" link at the bottom of the page, but other lists (e.g. Forbes 500 companies, etc) ARE allowed.

Wikipedia Racing Game:

Target: Orange (color)
3...2...1... "random article"
"Famous Russian Gymnasts" ...shit.
-Russia
-Education in Russia
-Science
-Physics
-Electromagnetic Spectrum
-Orange
Yell: "EAT IT BITCHES!!!"

by LMLF June 8, 2011

poison race

A beer game where you try to drink as much as you can during the awesome tune Posion by Alice Cooper. In those 4.28 min you'll feel like your in heaven. Afterwards you'll feel like throwing up.

Dude, did you see that guy puke after the Poison Race? Off the hook!

by Mideljung May 22, 2008