by Ham Den Lange September 22, 2020
Get the Nostalgic wankmug. The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
Get the Curtain Wankmug. The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.
Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.
Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.
Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
by The Wankrager March 1, 2009
Get the wank ragemug. When a girl wraps her hair/pony tail around a guy's johnson, and proceeds to pleasure him by moving her head back and forth.
She wrapped her hair around his johnson and started headbanging in time to the music, it was a great wig wank
by michaeldouglasboy January 29, 2010
Get the Wig Wankmug. A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking
Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!
by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014
Get the Wanking Widgetmug. adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
by lukeboi June 28, 2006
Get the speed wankmug. For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.
Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!
A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
by Satan's Cock May 14, 2008
Get the first wankmug.