a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.
by jlegare fan April 5, 2019
Get the Jarred Legaremug. by HOUNDDOG(STATIC'S MASTER) March 31, 2022
Get the JARmug. by Tangly June 1, 2025
Get the My Little Pony Jarmug. by Nuffjar March 27, 2025
Get the Jarmug. Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".
by caseyLA February 10, 2007
Get the jar pausemug. N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
Get the Jarred Lightmug. 