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reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."
Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
by bookuser11 December 19, 2023
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Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.
“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
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empty reading

when you read because you're bored or tired or sad and even if the story is great, you don't feel anything
I was empty reading last night, and the plot was great, but i'll have to read it again so i can feel it.
by mRhehehe December 25, 2023
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panic read

When you read at every available opportunity cause you are on a deadline to finish a book
It's December, so I'm panic reading to meet my Goodreads goal.
by Greengrey December 27, 2023
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Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word
Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur
by Davldd January 3, 2024
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I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read
Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024
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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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