no hoods in school

The Dumbest fucking rule in school

Kid:*puts up hood*
Teacher:No hoods in school!!!
Kid:WTF

by Eatus_skeetus_fetus_deletus October 15, 2019

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 06, 2021

Hood stank

Someone whose attitude is falsely confident because it is arrogant; but derives from being ghetto.

Beyoncé is bougie but Megan thee Stallion is hood stank.

by Countdown_Krew February 25, 2021

hood slaps

Ignint lyrics that provoke a lot of emotions. Beats that bang and are hyfy as fuck.

Turn this weak Drake shit off. I need to hear some hood slaps.

by ghettoqu33n November 11, 2015

Toberona hoods

Toberona is a dirty smelly shithole full of junkies and big fat women who haven’t showered in years.In Toberona you can have a fair knock with just about anyone and you can get a gram of sweet Mary Jane weed in a few minutes.if I were you I wouldn’t park my car within a mile because it will be stolen or lit on fire by gypsys travelers.The famous shithole they call the AstroTurfartificial grass has been lit on fire on more than 30 occasions and is mainly we’re you would get the shift or get stabbed and robbed

Person A:“Well kid we’re u from”
Person B:”Toberona hoods kid”
Person A:get the fuck out of my face the smell of you and your shite housing estate”

by Tuba rat October 07, 2018

Hood Connected

To have or to get all the necessary hook ups and connects in not just your hood but all over; where ever you go, because you got that swagga

Man, the reason Lexis been gettin all those gigs, is cuz she stay hood connected!

by Nautica Michaels July 28, 2008

Hood-Ratch

A fusion of the colloquial terms 'Hood' and 'Rachet' suggesting the an even further ghetto tier of 'Hoodrat.' A classless person or behavior lacking any type of sophistication. May describe a person, behavior, or thing.

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, HOOD-RATCH

by SineQuaNon June 02, 2019