A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.
by TheEradicator May 28, 2018
Get the john wolfmug. Fart , let them know you farted
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018
Get the Fart Wolfmug. mr wolf (dark web game i made up <3)
mr wolf is a game played by people across the dark web but it actually takes place IRL usually in dark forests at night. it is based on a children's game called what's the time mr wolf. for the game (what's the time mr wolf) there are multiple players but one wolf. the players all stand on one line while the wolf is on the over side turned away from the players. the players say whats the time mr wolf and the wolf says numbers on an analogue clock -e.g. 1 o'clock- and thats how much steps the players have to take. this carries on until the players get close enough to the wolf that the wolf turns around and chases them down. the last person standing wins. now for MR WOLF. mr wolf is basically the same until the chasing part. the wolf has to try and kill any players last one standing wins a cash prize. the game ends a sun rise so technically the wolf can kill all of them and technically they have only won if its day. if no one dies or there is a double winner they all get money.
remember i made this game up so dont start coming at me <3
mr wolf is a game played by people across the dark web but it actually takes place IRL usually in dark forests at night. it is based on a children's game called what's the time mr wolf. for the game (what's the time mr wolf) there are multiple players but one wolf. the players all stand on one line while the wolf is on the over side turned away from the players. the players say whats the time mr wolf and the wolf says numbers on an analogue clock -e.g. 1 o'clock- and thats how much steps the players have to take. this carries on until the players get close enough to the wolf that the wolf turns around and chases them down. the last person standing wins. now for MR WOLF. mr wolf is basically the same until the chasing part. the wolf has to try and kill any players last one standing wins a cash prize. the game ends a sun rise so technically the wolf can kill all of them and technically they have only won if its day. if no one dies or there is a double winner they all get money.
remember i made this game up so dont start coming at me <3
by modern-day Shakespeare February 23, 2023
Get the mr wolfmug. A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Illuminated Wolfmug. Wolf day is celebrated on the 29th of December. It is when wolf people (mainly wolf girls) combine to make one army and bark all day. They team up to make a colony and mate possibly. On the 30th, the wolf colony will separate, but stay in contact and will keep in touch to combine again next year. Wolf Day Eve ( 28th of December) and even some days before the 28th, the wolf people will find more people to make this colony for this memorial celebration.
“Hey, it’s Wolf Day!”
“Oh, can I join your colony?”
“You already are in our colony if you are one of us.”
“Amazing! Let’s bark at out haters faces!”
“Great idea, Wolfie!”
“Oh, can I join your colony?”
“You already are in our colony if you are one of us.”
“Amazing! Let’s bark at out haters faces!”
“Great idea, Wolfie!”
by doorhandle.com 569 ¶ § October 3, 2021
Get the Wolf Daymug. An old shitbox car, that is driven by a hot person.
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.
Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged
Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic
The ultimate symbolism, that there is more to life than keeping up with the latest model car.
Origin: Wolf Strong, courageous, fierce, ferocious, lone wolf, leader, alpha, rugged
Swan Delicate, graceful, smooth. elegant, majestic
by Digity111 December 20, 2016
Get the Wolf-Swanmug. by Francis Deadpool Walkens January 25, 2017
Get the serenna wolfemug.