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bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013
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OG sex

Basically if Tupac and biggie fucked.
"Dont you hate it when the anti hip hop moms start talking about og sex?"
"Yea they're fucking bitches."
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Luminal (OG)

The original Seyewian knight, his prime before he got blown up by the collector. He would later be resurrected as based luminal aka cyborg luminal
Luminal (OG)-I am the seyewian space night
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OG SHIT BAG

A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.
Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt
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OG Dirtbag

Regular Dirtbag on steroids. (See Dirtbag original meaning and turn it up a notch)
I mean, my last boyfriend was a dirtbag, but this new guy is an OG dirtbag"
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OG

Used in two different ways, O.G meaning original gangster Or OG meaning original. The way you tell is the different context that it is used for example:
O.G = "Ye bro Tupac was a streight O.G(original gangster)."

OG = "I like how tupac didn't copy everyone else he was so OG(original).
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OG

OG means 3 things: "original gangster", "exceptional", and the one that's the most used definition: "original".

OG is used in ways like telling someone they are an Original, that they are Exceptional, and if they are a gang member (such as the crips), they are an Original Gangster.
1) "Stupid ass Bloods, us Crips are the OG's!"
2) "Damn Billy, you are so OG!"
3) "My Great Grandpa Bartholomew II? Yeah, he's an OG."
by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022
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