Facebook Nubs

Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.

Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.

*My comment gets removed*

Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.

Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*

Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.

by Morpheus Road September 6, 2011

Wrong number

when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job

ay am sorry bro wrong numbereno

by Owguin March 12, 2019

Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

by Usurperrh March 5, 2003

Killing Your Number

Exiting the system. If an inmate has finished their full sentence while in prison, and will have no community supervision in the form of parole, he is said to have “killed his number”.

"When did you finish killing your number?" the policeman asked the convicted felon.

by CynthiaAnne January 29, 2018

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Bukkot November 2, 2020

number nine

ninth color in crayon box.
black

sheet she's a number nine,
or he looks like the ninth color

by deer killer January 20, 2009

number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)

Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.

by a-diggity June 29, 2004