dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

The Girlfriend Vibe

A vibe of Girlfriend from FNF. A red dress wearing, ditzy, music loving, auburn haired chick who loves boys, wants to get on with boys on Fridays, and is neurodivergent. Eats hot chip, lies on speaker, shakes titties and kisses her Boyfriend.

Me: What vibe do I give off?
Him: Well you have a red dress, auburn hair, love sitting on speakers, have boy craze, listen to music, eat hot chip and lie. So... you have The Girlfriend Vibe.
Me: *Points Right* Right! That's how you do it!

by Cherry The Girlfriend March 17, 2023

Girlfriend Reviews

A couple that takes over Youtube in the fastest Pace many have ever seen.

"I got 1000 subs in the first 2 days of my channel"
"So you pulled a Girlfriend Reviews?"

by YEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA April 14, 2020

emergency girlfriend

A pure hookup after a long sexless drought.

Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.

by Overtheunder September 20, 2016

Daxerentha's Girlfriend

Getting free ranked to O5 for zero reason.

"Shit babe lemme just hit you up with this promotion from CD > O5" - Daxerentha's Girlfriend

by Shit face 1000 September 17, 2022

Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013

girlfriend friend

when you and your female friend exhibit romantic feelings and interactions but have mutually decided not to date. this different from when you're with a fuckboy and he doesn't answer the "what are we?" question. in this situation, you both know what you are: friends that really like each other but don't want to take any more steps.

person a: are you and emily dating?
person b: naw, she's just my girlfriend friend

by sassy gay dork February 25, 2017