Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

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by Discount cocaine 420 September 9, 2021

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.
by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Wrap preferable live crickets in weed, wrap the weed covered cricket with your paper of choice (hemp paper preferably), light it, and enjoy.
by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

A softball team from Maine. Group of people that work hard and play even harder. The North Woods Outlaws bring a lot of the mud cricket out in people at their shows. Just asked them "Doesn't matter the time of day you can hear them all chirp a mile away" -NWO
The mudcrickets were playing and the crowd was going chirp chirp!! "She ain't a hoe, she just a mud cricket" - NWO
by Ardnekk August 31, 2022
