A person, usually of the female gender, that read the popular novel, Twilight, Post-Twilight the movie.
Their reasoning is based on two main facts:
1) Following the bandwagon.. Most teens had decided to read Twilight back in 2008 because of this giant Twilght-Epidemic.. Their peers had read them, so they decided they wanted to "fit in"
2) Their thirst for popularity. Teens today have this need to have gained trends, before they officaly started.. So those who had the knowlage of The Twilight Movie, had attempted to cosume the series in order to be able to state "I was reading the books before the movie came out" When in reality, they only read the books.. Because of the movie.
I must imagine, you, or you have encountered a Twilight Noob.. Wether they were prancing around the movie theater, purchasing Twilight with it's now "Now a major motion picture!" sticker at your local bookstore, or hear shreicking Edward Cullen fan girls jumping throughout the hallway comparing what page their on of the novel.
Their reasoning is based on two main facts:
1) Following the bandwagon.. Most teens had decided to read Twilight back in 2008 because of this giant Twilght-Epidemic.. Their peers had read them, so they decided they wanted to "fit in"
2) Their thirst for popularity. Teens today have this need to have gained trends, before they officaly started.. So those who had the knowlage of The Twilight Movie, had attempted to cosume the series in order to be able to state "I was reading the books before the movie came out" When in reality, they only read the books.. Because of the movie.
I must imagine, you, or you have encountered a Twilight Noob.. Wether they were prancing around the movie theater, purchasing Twilight with it's now "Now a major motion picture!" sticker at your local bookstore, or hear shreicking Edward Cullen fan girls jumping throughout the hallway comparing what page their on of the novel.
The Black Plauge.
Fan-Girl 1: O.M.G I tottaly loveee Edward Cullen, he is h-o-t-t.
Fan-Girl 2: O-M-G I knoww! But he's mine, so back off.
Me: STFU, HES NOT REAL... damn Twilight Noob.
Fan-Girl 1: O.M.G I tottaly loveee Edward Cullen, he is h-o-t-t.
Fan-Girl 2: O-M-G I knoww! But he's mine, so back off.
Me: STFU, HES NOT REAL... damn Twilight Noob.
by An Angry Twilight Elder January 08, 2009
also spelled noob tube
A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy
A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy
by HKGunner March 14, 2005
Noob day is where gamers have received a new video game as a Christmas gift and are playing it for the 1st time.
by Total Gaming Network December 24, 2008
in reference call of duty 4 multiplayer when one person sees another close and tries to knife, but fails. the person notices, tries to knife back, and they too fail. the two have officially engaged in a noob fight, until either they keep lounging at each other and one prevails or until one shoots the other or if a teammate of either assists or, if playing free for all, another player comes along and kills them both. if it's the last one, it is known as noob fight utopia
player 1- *runs up to an opposing player* shank and fail
player 2-wtf was that? *turns around* oh shit shank and fail also
NOOB FIGHT!
player 2-wtf was that? *turns around* oh shit shank and fail also
NOOB FIGHT!
by witesuprmacy August 01, 2009
An unfair weapon, normally one that kills in one strike.
The auto shotty in CS, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in Halo
The auto shotty in CS, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in Halo
by Laguna L September 27, 2005
flocks of noobs start coming around slowly on thursday. you can feel their vibe during the game, which is often a snotty attitude topped off with im greater than you type of talk. then friday-sunday it hits. they usually are younger kids that are still in school and play on the weekends, or are groups of buddies that come over each other houses and dont know what in the hell they are doing and are somehow always on your damn team. they are often rude and talk trash talk to the point where you dont want to play anymore because you feel childish playing a game with such immature people. you can however mute the weekend noobs or simply leave the room but you will then again see... you guessed it, more noobs. the worst weekend noob game of all time is HALO. mainly because the audience of that game is people of a younger age. socom, is completely and utterly horrible come the weekends. people who play online games know what im talking about... i hope, i am writing this on a friday oh shit their here, help!!!
(weekend noob)hey can i join your clan?
(me) yeah sure, but. it depends on how much your on, we play a lot.
(weekend noob) oh ok,i only play on the weekends is that cool ?
noob has been fragged and raped
(me) yeah sure, but. it depends on how much your on, we play a lot.
(weekend noob) oh ok,i only play on the weekends is that cool ?
noob has been fragged and raped
by robert lee hayes III August 15, 2008
A person that's new to Paintball.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Hey do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009