Muffin Sock

a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.

Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.

Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?

Dale: with the knee high socks..?

Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!

by Pamann May 7, 2011

ass sock

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.

wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again

by william john March 6, 2008

Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021

Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

get socks on

Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.

Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?

by Joseph Broseph November 12, 2018

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.

My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.

by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010