bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother

"Go bum your mum!"

by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019

ur mum gey

lol

ur mum gey lol

by iTz Mason SEE4 YTUBE May 17, 2018

Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.

Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL

by no_this_guy March 3, 2011

Ya Mum Gey

Ya Mum Gey means your mom is acting super horny towards other moms and she is lesbian

Gamer: Ya Mum Gey

You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn

by BigHi123 June 13, 2018

ur mum quad

honestly, it means what you want it to mean

James: Ur mom gay
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad

every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything

by SSG 12 October 7, 2018

Ur mum gaeeeee

The ultimate roast. When it gets told to u u get Ebola and die. The only known cure is saying no u back to the other person.

Tearcher:u got an f
Kid ur mum gaeeeee
Teacher: no u

by Memelord999999999 April 27, 2019

Bomb Ur Mum

When you say I'm going to Bomb Ur Mum to win an argument

Bully: You SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKK

Epic Gamer: Immmaaa Bomb Ur Mum

by Findlay Rimmr February 18, 2021