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bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother
by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019
mugGet the bum your mummug.

shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
mugGet the shank your mummug.

Ya Mum Gey

Ya Mum Gey means your mom is acting super horny towards other moms and she is lesbian
Gamer: Ya Mum Gey

You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn
by BigHi123 June 13, 2018
mugGet the Ya Mum Geymug.

Ur mum gaeeeee

The ultimate roast. When it gets told to u u get Ebola and die. The only known cure is saying no u back to the other person.
Tearcher:u got an f
Kid ur mum gaeeeee
Teacher: no u
by Memelord999999999 April 27, 2019
mugGet the Ur mum gaeeeeemug.

ur mum quad

honestly, it means what you want it to mean
James: Ur mom gay
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad

every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything
by SSG 12 October 7, 2018
mugGet the ur mum quadmug.

Bomb Ur Mum

When you say I'm going to Bomb Ur Mum to win an argument
Bully: You SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKK

Epic Gamer: Immmaaa Bomb Ur Mum
by Findlay Rimmr February 18, 2021
mugGet the Bomb Ur Mummug.

so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.
Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009
mugGet the so'z your mummug.

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