moochflix

a movie, generally from a mail dvd distributor such as netflix, which was packaged for return, but instead borrowed or taken without the subscriber's knowledge, watched, and then placed back in the mail less than 24 hours later, giving the appearance that the movie was just slow in returning.

Note: tampering with US mail is a federal crime

Robin: Dude, I got a terrible movie from moochflix last night.
Andy: Bra, you should never get your moochflix from Tim's mailbox. All he watches are romantic comedies.

by sippymccloy July 17, 2007

Monthly Vagina Rage

A super strain of the PMS infliction. Symptoms include: The ability to read minds in order to chew open a new asshole in response to a harmless comment you haven't even said yet, violent mood swings accompanied by lightning and thunder, and in general, a deep seated hatred for all things alive and breathing. Also known as MVR.

"Damn! Your girl is in a rage because you blinked?"
"Yeah man, she got that Monthly Vagina Rage!"

by Sally SlutAlot August 20, 2014

Monthier

When a really cool trend only lasts a month

Woah dude, that trend was a monthier.

by Itsliongirl July 18, 2019

squiggly-mooch

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.

get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?

by AMF November 3, 2004

nine months' notice

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

Story Moocher

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.

Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."

by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008

National Bullying Month

This national month takes place in November to counteract Mari’s constant “Its national bullying prevention month”

“It’s national bullying prevention month!”

“No, it’s fucking National Bullying Month”

by Edp_445 October 24, 2019