Are you my mommy? 

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

Are you my mommy? by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Ur mommy a commie 

An alternative to ur Mom gay same thing but worse

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: oh yeah? Well ur mommy a commie

Ur mommy a commie by AS1XN March 13, 2018

Ur mommy 

Ur mom was good in bed

Ur mommy is good

Ur mommy by i hate my classmates April 10, 2022

sugar mommy ballster

Transgender (man to woman) that gives blowjobs all the time

i became a sugar mommy ballster

sugar mommy ballster by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

product mommy 

A tall, hot, rich, female product manager that works in tech and is smarter than everyone around her.

She is typically bossing around tech bros that seek her help in emotional development, improving their productivity, and becoming a better man.

Engineer 1: Damn, I need me a product mommy.
Engineer 2: Why, what's that?
Engineer 3: A woman that can kick my ass to be better.

Tech bro 1: That product mommy is so bossy!
Tech bro 2: Yeah, but that's what you like about her.
Tech bro 1: Yeah, but I just want her to validate me. I need a product mommy to become a better man.

product mommy by autistrophywife October 24, 2023

facebook mommy 

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife

2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?"

"Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"

"Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"

facebook mommy by adnamasenoj March 25, 2014

pseudo mommy 

a person who acts like a mom to children, but is not actually a mom.

"leiahs parents suck and dont treat her right."
"thats ok, shes got her pseudo mommy."

pseudo mommy by laldafkasdjaakdsfj January 27, 2010